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Apr 25, '08 4:36 AM
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Jam 22:30, ada sms masuk ke hapeku, dari nomer asing (0856418xxxx5):
"Mas, ojo ngapuzi lho!!"
(dikutip sesuai aslinya, terjemahannya, Mas jangan bohong lho !!)

masak sih, aku dikira Mas - Mas? kureply:
"Iki sopo, salah sambung 'kalee.."
(Iki sopo = Ini siapa?)

eh, dia sms lagi:
"Rasah Nglucu aku ra ngguyu Mas, awas nekmengko mulih tak kancingi lawang kabeh"
(Terjemahan: Ngga usah melucu Mas, aku nggak ketawa, awas nanti kalau pulang aku kunci-in pintu semuanya)

Jawabku: "Yo kono kancingono kabeh, wong aku wes neng omah kemulan :P"
(Terjemahan: Ya sana kunci-in semuanya, aku sudah di rumah, tidur selimutan - otak iseng kumaaat :)) )

dia: "Mas????"
(Ga usah diterjemahin, kan?)

Jawabku:"Salah sambung, salah sambung, salah sambung, aku bukan Mas-mu.. check lagi nomernya :)"
(Ini juga gak usah diterjemahin :) )

Tidak ada sms lagi..
Haregeneee? ngancam ngunci-in pintu? Hehe..

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mydede wrote on Apr 25

SMS nyasar kok diladeni...? hehe...

ardhanamesvari wrote on Apr 25

bakat nampa sms nyasar :p

omhanif wrote on Apr 25

mas
ndang muleh
ojo kemulan ninggone si genduk
si tole nangis wae, ngenteni bapake

ti2n wrote on Apr 25

walahhh... kekekeekke..

tianarief wrote on Apr 25

srhida said

tak kancingi lawang kabeh

untung diterjemahin. kalau nggak... aku kira maksudnya, "aku kencingi lawang semua". hahaha. *ups!

agneswollny wrote on Apr 25

;))

bundaicha wrote on Apr 25

ha..ha..pake simpati donk mbak..nah lho..kekekekekekek

arya165 wrote on Apr 25, edited on Apr 25

Wah wah wah .... kalo kemaren kasusku beda mbak. Aku dikirimi sms dari nomer IM3 juga. Isinya gini :
Dikirim : 24-Apr-2008 10:38:38
Pelanggan yth, anda mendptkan pesan I-Say (pesan suara) dari 085656092552. Unt mendgrkan tekan: *123*3*5*085656092552*5000# kemudian tekan ok/call.
Pengirim:
+6285656092552
Nah! berhubung aku mikir ini keknya pesan penting maka kubalas sesuai instruksinya. Tunggu sebentar..datanglah sms balasan berisi ini :
Dikirim: 24-Apr-2008 13:02:22
Maaf,Kamu diperbolehkan mentransfer pulsa selama sisa pulsa setelah transfer lebih dari Rp 10rb
Pengirim:
151
So, konklusinya ternyata AKU DITIPU!! ternyata si oknum ni mo minta pulsa gratisan sama aku dgn modus mengirimkan I-SAY (pesan suara). Alhamdulillah, ALLAH melindungiku, saat itu pulsaku tinggal 8000rb. Jadi dia gagal dapet pulsa, hehehe..gak kena...gak kenaaa ...weeeeekkk :p
Kena batunya kau penipu! Bagi temen2 yg dikirimi sms kek ginian, mohon dicek lagi. Coba pikir, kalo si oknum ini berhasil nyedot pulsa 5000rb dari nomor2 IM3 yang seabrek. Wooow...banjir pulsa dia.... Waspadalah! Waspadalah!!!

maknyaabel wrote on Apr 25

huahahahahaha....ada yang nyasar lagi ya mbak?
kunci sono pintunya,lah wong saya tukang kunci :D

elbintang wrote on Apr 25

heuheuheu...
lagi dan lagi dan lagi dan lagi
gi
iiiiiiii...
...
.
:D

ekape wrote on Apr 25

xixixixi,
ngabisin bonus kali tuh Mbak ke sesama Isat, menjelang tengah malam hilang tho?
hahaha

ella282 wrote on Apr 25

:-D ..... waktu aku pake XL pasca bayar, sering orang banget salah masuk sampe jengkeeeeel, udah gitu dibilangin ngeyel, jangan2 itu nomor bekas kali ya, ga mau pake lagi, dan balik ke nomer lama biarpun pra bayar tapi aman.

windageulis wrote on Apr 25

bu dokter dilawan ;))

reipras94 wrote on Apr 25

huehehehehehehe..........
aya aya wae.....:D

toebil wrote on Apr 25

lha sing keblinger yo sing mbales kok.... wes weruh salah sambung malah diladeni..... jan.. bu dokter iki kakean duwit kok.... :))

ardanti wrote on Apr 25

suzievivian wrote on Apr 25

hahahahaha...

no. suami ga di save di hape sampe bisa nyasar ke orang lain?

**lagian kalo mas-nya suka ngapusi, kalau aku sih bukan aku kunciin pintu... aku tendang keluar rumah sekalian! hareee geeneee....**
;p ;p ;p ;p ;p

loranty wrote on Apr 25

koq ga dijawab gini mba shirda: dikancingi lawang isoh turu nang tanggane hahahahaa

rinita wrote on Apr 25

arya165 said

Bagi temen2 yg dikirimi sms kek ginian, mohon dicek lagi.

wah aku baru tau nih..tx fyi....

rinita wrote on Apr 25

srhida said

Haregeneee? ngancam ngunci-in pintu? Hehe..

harusnya ngancemnya...nati kalo' pulang tidurnya tak punggungi lho....he he he....:-))

seblat wrote on Apr 25

srhida said

o kono kancingono kabeh,

salah moco.. takkiro dikencingi je..
teneh!!!:P

zbethz wrote on Apr 25

harusnya diterusin biar lucu kekekeke...

laalaalaa wrote on Apr 25

malahane dikancingi kabeh lawange..... :p (pulang ke rumah yang lain wakkakakkak)

debiyani wrote on Apr 25

atau emang si Mas lagi kemulan "dirumah" ;;-)))))

mbaktika wrote on Apr 25

si mas lagi kemulan di rumah sama si nonik, si mbak sarean di runag tamu kamar salakan kalu di kancingi hehehe

menowo wrote on Apr 25

gek gek goro-goro iklan nang mobil kae ... hehehehe..... (yg soal pulang ato ndak pulang itu lho)

srhida wrote on Apr 25

mydede said

SMS nyasar kok diladeni...? hehe...

Lha mo gimana lagi? dibilangin salah sambung ra percaya...

srhida wrote on Apr 25

ardhanamesvari said

bakat nampa sms nyasar :p

ho-oh ya'e.. tur mesthi wong-e ngeyel...

srhida wrote on Apr 25

omhanif said

mas
ndang muleh
ojo kemulan ninggone si genduk
si tole nangis wae, ngenteni bapake

huahhahaaa... pengalaman pribadi, Oom?

srhida wrote on Apr 25

ti2n said

walahhh... kekekeekke..

hehehe.. halo Ti2n.... :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

tianarief said

"aku kencingi lawang semua"

hehheehhee.. itu sih, ancaman jorox.. :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

agneswollny said

;))

Halo Mbak Agness.. :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

bundaicha said

ha..ha..pake simpati donk mbak..nah lho..kekekekekekek

Wuah.. Thank's, but No, thank's
Sudah nyaman pake indosat, apalagi abis dapat bonus 150 sms ke semua operator.. abis bonus itu, dapet lagi bonus pulsa buat nelpon... :D :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

arya165 said

waduh .. gawat tuh, thx infonya..

srhida wrote on Apr 25

maknyaabel said

kunci sono pintunya,lah wong saya tukang kunci :D

atau? kunci sono pintunya,.. Alhamdulillah gak usah pulang...

srhida wrote on Apr 25

elbintang said

lagi dan lagi dan lagi dan lagi

iya tuh.. seneng bener sms sesat nyangsang ke hape ku.. :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

ekape said

xixixixi,
ngabisin bonus kali tuh Mbak ke sesama Isat, menjelang tengah malam hilang tho?

mungkin juga Eka.. tp setahuku bonus sms Isat tuh gak kenal jam.. cuma kenal tanggal misalnya bonus 5 sms sd tg 30 April.. ah, mungkin emang lg brantem sama si-Masnya, saking esmosinya sampe ngga teliti waktu nekan nomer, tp masak sih, nomer si-Mas nya gak disimpan gitu..?
Ah.. mbuh.. ra ngertiii :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

ella282 said

sering orang banget salah masuk sampe jengkeeeeel, udah gitu dibilangin ngeyel,

iya tuh.. biasanya orang yang sesat gitu dibilangin ya tetep ngeyel..
emang minta dikerjain, kali... :p

srhida wrote on Apr 25

windageulis said

bu dokter dilawan ;))

sesat masuk ke kandang singa?
:D :D :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

reipras94 said

huehehehehehehe..........
aya aya wae.....:D

Makanya kalo dibilangin nyasar, jangan ngeyel ya... :D :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

toebil said

wes weruh salah sambung malah diladeni..... jan.. bu dokter iki kakean duwit kok.

lha wong ngeyel kok.. salahe dhewe.. :p
tur aku lg entuk bonus 150 sms hehe.. mumpung gratis... :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

ardanti said

eh.. ada Bun - Bun.. :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

suzievivian said

no. suami ga di save di hape sampe bisa nyasar ke orang lain?

iya tuh.. hueraaannn !!!

srhida wrote on Apr 25

suzievivian said

kalau aku sih bukan aku kunciin pintu... aku tendang keluar rumah sekalian! hareee geeneee....**

Kalo Andrea yang ngapusi?

srhida wrote on Apr 25

loranty said

koq ga dijawab gini mba shirda: dikancingi lawang isoh turu nang tanggane hahahahaa

wah.. wedi aku yen Mas-e mulih isoh dicakar cakar tenan ... :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

rinita said

..nati kalo' pulang tidurnya tak punggungi lho....he he he....:-))

paling dijawab.."gapapa, punggungmu juga oke kok.." hehehe...

srhida wrote on Apr 25

seblat said

teneh!!!:P

pesiiing....

srhida wrote on Apr 25

zbethz said

harusnya diterusin biar lucu kekekeke...

.. gak sampe hati jugaaa... pas dia sms "Mas?????" gitu aja, udah kebayang panik attacknya, hehe.. *empati sesama perempuan*

srhida wrote on Apr 25

laalaalaa said

malahane dikancingi kabeh lawange..... :p (pulang ke rumah yang lain wakkakakkak)

atau check in.. huehhehhe..

srhida wrote on Apr 25

debiyani said

emang si Mas lagi kemulan "dirumah" ;;-)))))

masalahnya: rumah yang mana? :D :D

srhida wrote on Apr 25

mbaktika said

si mas lagi kemulan di rumah sama si nonik,

Lah ini si Mas yang mana yaaa? Lha aku tidur sama Nonik jee... :p

srhida wrote on Apr 25

menowo said

gek gek goro-goro iklan nang mobil kae ... hehehehe..... (yg soal pulang ato ndak pulang itu lho)

huehhehhe.. brati curhat pak Supir itu bener yaaa..?
eh.. tapi ini nggak ding, sudah pergi masih juga dinesoni via sms..jan sakke tenan :D

aanjapack wrote on Apr 25

hehehe...

cindil wrote on Apr 25

bwakakkakakaaa.....
kunci aja sampai tahun depan.

kurzz wrote on Apr 25

wahahahha...

suzievivian wrote on Apr 26

srhida said

Kalo Andrea yang ngapusi?

huahahahahaha... dengan sangat terpaksa kumaafkan jua ....

;p ;p ;p ;p

dapotfamily wrote on Apr 26

srhida said

Jawabku: "Yo kono kancingono kabeh, wong aku wes neng omah kemulan :P"
(Terjemahan: Ya sana kunci-in semuanya, aku sudah di rumah, tidur selimutan - otak iseng kumaaat :)) )

dia: "Mas????"

wakakakakakakak!!!!
sumpeh bikin ngakak guling2...

srhida wrote on Apr 26

aanjapack said

hehehe...

gek gek sing diarani Mas ki awakmu An.. :D

srhida wrote on Apr 26

cindil said

kunci aja sampai tahun depan.

bwahahaha... dikunci-in pintu = mendapat durian runtuh?

srhida wrote on Apr 26

kurzz said

wahahahha...

asyiknya ngerjain orang.. :D

srhida wrote on Apr 26

suzievivian said

huahahahahaha... dengan sangat terpaksa kumaafkan jua ....

;p ;p ;p ;p

huuuu.. tidak konsisten..

srhida wrote on Apr 26

dapotfamily said

wakakakakakakak!!!!
sumpeh bikin ngakak guling2...

Glad u enjoy it.. :D

suzievivian wrote on Apr 26

srhida said

huuuu.. tidak konsisten..

double standard tooh....

;p ;p ;p

srhida wrote on Apr 26

suzievivian said

double standard tooh....

;p ;p ;p

Yah.. gimana lagi... demi Andreaaa, apa sih yang enggak ... :p :p

idamanur wrote on Apr 28

moso gur mlebu separo to

srhida wrote on Apr 30

idamanur said

moso gur mlebu separo to

apanya?

idamanur wrote on Apr 30

wis jarno wae,engko mundak stres

srhida wrote on Apr 30

idamanur said

wis jarno wae,engko mundak stres

sakkarepku to.. wekk..

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idamanur wrote on May 1

yo wis pangapurane,we lha dalah jebule bu dokter to

indra61 wrote on May 22

he he he...awas sekarang musimnya sms setan, jangan jangan..ihik ihik ihik

srhida wrote on May 23

indra61 said

he he he...awas sekarang musimnya sms setan, jangan jangan..ihik ihik ihik

oh iya yaaaa... sms setan, sms santhet..serem ahhh..

srhida wrote on May 23

idamanur said

yo wis pangapurane,we lha dalah jebule bu dokter to

salam kenal, oom..

idamanur wrote on May 23

apalagi setane kuisan koyo iki he...ehe

nirwanalife wrote on May 31

semoga rahmat Allah SWT, tercurah kepada orang-orang yang selalu berkurban waktu buat nulis dan bersilaturahmi. Amin.

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